Do you have the need. .
. the hunger.
the ardent fervor for all things unicorn? Do not worry.
You are not alone. In this magical era, you can immerse yourself in all the rainbow colors and sparkles of the misty world of these one-horned horses.
Huh, being an adult is actually pretty awesome.
It's a pretty amazing feeling, embracing all things unicorn.
Who knew the world could be such a magical place? Slide down the imaginary rainbow and take your place among the sparkly elite.
You're a full-blown adult, you'll wear sparkles and dye your hair pink if you want! Don't worry, nothing in your life needs to be hum-drum.
Anything can become unicornized (yes, that's a verb now. We called Webster) There are unicorn coffees, shower curtains, and comfy throws.
You can wake up in the morning and eat unicorn toast. You can text pictures of your unicorn toast on your phone encased with a gorgeous unicorn cover.
The most important part of embracing the unicorn lifestyle? Become the unicorn.
You'll feel like the magical creature you always knew you were in this furry and sparkly jumpsuit with its shiny hoofs on the sleeves and shoe covers to hide your boring human feet. Sure, this costume will be a hit at that Halloween party but imagine all the other scenarios that jumpsuit would be a hoot in.
Walking through the magical misty woods? Instant Instagram magic.
Picking up a colorful sweet treat at your favorite coffee shop? This gorgeous suit will make your baristas year!
With a flowing tail and furry, horned hood you're sure to feel more magical than you ever thought was possible. Wear it while you're lounging majestically at home.
Just remember to own it. After all, you're a unicorn.
This is your time.