Do you find yourself up late at night often? Roaming the halls of your house in a brief confusion as you sense that something is nearby, but you cannot quite put your thumb on it?
Then, out of nowhere, you begin to hear it. Music?
And, is that an energetic voice booming amidst it? Do you feel suddenly compelled to frizz up your hair and find a set of only barely color coordinated shorts and a tank top and just give in to the music washing over you?
Well, there is a good chance, then, that you’ve been hit by the spirit of the Oldies. You might have seen the late night infomercials featuring a super energetic man running around screaming at people to get in shape.
that man is the work out king. And he may now be your mighty liege.
He will not stop until everyone is working out and sweating it to the classics in a near tantric possession! It isn’t quite dancing.
It isn’t quite exercising. Yet, it is both of these things and more!
Who can say what power exists within that mighty frizzed up fro and limitless energy!?
The only way to know is to be and it is time to open that door and channel the mighty powers of the Workout Video Star with this fantastic costume. The soft red sparkling tank top is only the start.
It’s magical incantation, “Sweat It Out” is printed in bold gold that seems to impossibly match with the white and red candy striped shorts. Lift those knees up high and then boogie back down, then rub your hands through the wild hair of this brown, curly haired wig.
You are the champion. You will sweat.
You will make them sweat. You are the workout god!